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"Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me." "Heyyyyyy!!" "SHIT"
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
Feeling more rejected than the first piece of bread
I like watching raindrops race across my window and silently cheer for them.
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
Smiling all day for no reason. :)
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
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