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to see you naked ^^
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
If you don't love me,just leave ;)
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Sometimes I delete a 'ha' from 'hahaha' because I think it's too much.
Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
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