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Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
LIKE if you don’t ring the doorbell… You just text or call to say you’re outside.
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
ve ve ve ve
Yes,I hide my feelings.
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
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