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COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Boy's dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
I am addicted to music, chocolate, text messages, fantasies & Facebook. Wow, I think I need help. :D
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
Having guy friends! No drama, no betrayal, no jealousy, they're much more entertaining, and they're straight up. They're like your brothers, and got your back, instead of stabbin you in it.
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