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Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
I Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or QuizesI Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or Quizes
I don't have time to study, I'm a NinjaI don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 timesI may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times
Daddy, I may find my Prince, but you will always be my KingDaddy, I may find my Prince, but you will always be my King
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
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