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Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
There's always that one person that will always have your heart.. You never see it coming, 'cause you're blinded from the start <3 #Usher.
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
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