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I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
Believe it or not, you are in control of your own life. You are the reason why you are sad, and you’re the reason why you’re happy. So don’t wait for happiness. Go out and find it. Right now.
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
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