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I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.The moment you give up, is the moment you let someone else win.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding itThe secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
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