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Meowing at cats until they meow backMeowing at cats until they meow back
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
You're a shadow until you realize: It's only you that can set you free! :))You're a shadow until you realize: It's only you that can set you free! :))
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
Happy Weekend Days :)Happy Weekend Days :)
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding itThe secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
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