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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing."I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
Meowing at cats until they meow backMeowing at cats until they meow back
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
You're a shadow until you realize: It's only you that can set you free! :))You're a shadow until you realize: It's only you that can set you free! :))
I don't have time to study, I'm a NinjaI don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Happy Weekend Days :)Happy Weekend Days :)
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
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