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I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
Meowing at cats until they meow back
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
You're a shadow until you realize: It's only you that can set you free! :))
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Happy Weekend Days :)
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