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Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
I love those days when everything seems to go right. :)
Love fiercely, cry when worthy, laugh loudly, smile brightly and always live life to the full as you only get once chance... life is not a rehearsal!
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
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