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Best Facebook status updates - Page 39
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
once cheater, always a chaeter
Dont make someone a priority if they only make you an option ...
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
Even if you gave up on me, you should know for the future: no matter how hard it was, you can not be cold and unavailable, hidden behind a friend, if you expect to meet someone. This requires two
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
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