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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
once cheater, always a chaeteronce cheater, always a chaeter
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XDMy Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
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