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I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
once cheater, always a chaeteronce cheater, always a chaeter
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XDMy Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
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