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Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Barney Stinson.
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
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