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once cheater, always a chaeteronce cheater, always a chaeter
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :DCAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
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