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First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
no matter what goes on PEOPLE are worth more than money -always
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
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