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It's ur lie. Tell it how u want 2...
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I don't want the summer to end...
I Can. But I won't.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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