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Without ME, it’s just AWESO.Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phoneI text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
It's ur lie. Tell it how u want 2...It's ur lie. Tell it how u want 2...
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
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