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Best Facebook status updates - Page 36
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
It's ur lie. Tell it how u want 2...
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
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