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There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
I Can. But I won't.I Can. But I won't.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?""You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
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