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Best Facebook status updates - Page 33
I'm not fat, i'm preparing myself for winter.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
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