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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect...
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
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