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I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
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