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"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
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