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Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
Snow... the only time 4 inches can make a girl excited.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
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