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I ♥ THE WEEKEND
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
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