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A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
QUE LINDO , AMEI...
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
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