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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
QUE LINDO , AMEI...
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
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