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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
QUE LINDO , AMEI...
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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