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Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
You can't be late until you show up
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
QUE LINDO , AMEI...
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
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