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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
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