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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Angel by day,Devil by night!Angel by day,Devil by night!
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
I love people who text back instantlyI love people who text back instantly
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
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