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Best Facebook status updates - Page 19
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
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