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Best Facebook status updates - Page 19
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
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