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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
False friends are worse than open enemies”
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
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