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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
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