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I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
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