Best Facebook status updates - Page 17
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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