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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
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