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Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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