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I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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