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I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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