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I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
Half drunk is a waste of Money
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
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