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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I doI can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
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