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If you're rich,I'm free!
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
nobody bring me DOWN!
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