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If you're rich,I'm free!If you're rich,I'm free!
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Jealousy is the greatest form of a compliment.Jealousy is the greatest form of a compliment.
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!""why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook.""Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
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