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My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
nobody bring me DOWN!
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
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