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"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!""why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
nobody bring me DOWN!nobody bring me DOWN!
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
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