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"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
nobody bring me DOWN!
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
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