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Best Facebook status updates - Page 29
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
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