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I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
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