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Best Facebook status updates - Page 32
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
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