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"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
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