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Best Facebook status updates - Page 34
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
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