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Best Facebook status updates - Page 34
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
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