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You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
I Can. But I won't.I Can. But I won't.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was trueroses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
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