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He who thinks he knows everything knows nothing.. :)
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back marry him.
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
Emotionally breaking down when you can't figure out what to wear.
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
If I WANTED you to read my texts, I would SHOW them to you!
Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while
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