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Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
I want it, now i don`t, now...i want it again.. now i don`t know what i actually want.
i dont drink, smoke, swear or have sex, i am a virgin who loves god.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Like This Status If You Are Boy Or Girl... :) Other Wise Please Kindly Ignore It :)
forgetting to come home
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
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