Best statuses Najbolji statusi Najboljši statusi Najbolji statusi Najbolji statusi Најбољи статуси

Best Facebook status updates - Page 63

Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Guys who can cookGuys who can cook
Don't chase them, replace them!Don't chase them, replace them!
Page: