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Making fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleepingMaking fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleeping
Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.Friends like mine are hard to find. There are so many pubs and they could be in any of them.
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the faceOne day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xDThat awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
Fake sleeping when someone comes into your room!Fake sleeping when someone comes into your room!
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he isLooking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
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