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Finally just breaking down in tears because you cant take it anymore
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Like This Status If You Are Boy Or Girl... :) Other Wise Please Kindly Ignore It :)
Guys who can cook
This is awesome. Awesome i say, A W E S O M E !!! :D
My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
Those cold days when you just enjoy staying at home. :)
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
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