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This is awesome. Awesome i say, A W E S O M E !!! :D
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
Making fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleeping
Those cold days when you just enjoy staying at home. :)
Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Being generally confused, about everything.
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