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Being generally confused, about everything.Being generally confused, about everything.
Come on girl! Aren't you tired of always, ALWAYS being "the other one"?!Come on girl! Aren't you tired of always, ALWAYS being "the other one"?!
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the faceOne day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you saidReplying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sentHitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
Guys who can cookGuys who can cook
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen''I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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