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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Replying to a text half asleep and not remember what you saidReplying to a text half asleep and not remember what you said
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the faceOne day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
Smile and let the whole world wonder why.Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
Making fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleepingMaking fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleeping
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you rightLife is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
Come on girl! Aren't you tired of always, ALWAYS being "the other one"?!Come on girl! Aren't you tired of always, ALWAYS being "the other one"?!
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