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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Putting Your Hand Under Your Pillow, When Your Sleeping
I'm to ambitious to be a housewife
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
If the same kind of situations keep repeating in your life, it means that you have not learnt the lesson yet. Once you learn, you will not face it again!
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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