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just F**k this life......just F**k this life......
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent lookingAdding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argueRealizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answersthe akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
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