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Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
Just keep your promise that you'll kiss me until then, and I will keep my, I will stay. Choose a day in the middle of week, choose a ''sweet'' little place, without a lot of people, and call me when you're sure you'll come. We still have enough time
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Sometimes I Just Lay In Bed And Think About Life.
blaah :P you know :)
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