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Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
Never worry about what someone has to say about you because while they are busy trying to destroy you, you are being exactly what they only wish they could be!
What it's meant to be,it will be ..
Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.
The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)
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If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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