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If you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to do
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
GIRL FACTS: When she wants a hug she will just stand there,When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand,When a girl is quiet millions of things are running through her mind...
I don't deserve anything :/
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
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