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There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not helpI left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
I love boys who play guitar :)I love boys who play guitar :)
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never wanted. But sometimes in a sea of opposite ​​messages, I can not identify correctly. So, when you speak directly, it is much easier. That's all I needI'm sorry if I hurt you. I never wanted. But sometimes in a sea of opposite ​​messages, I can not identify correctly. So, when you speak directly, it is much easier. That's all I need
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
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