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What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
I don't have a boyfriend. He is a girl :)I don't have a boyfriend. He is a girl :)
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myselfWhen I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text. :)Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text. :)
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.
hello my name is tracehello my name is trace
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