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I like boys who smell good
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
The awkward feeling when a friend leaves you with someone you don't know...
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Angel by day..Devil by night :P
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Dear Algebra, I'm tired of finding ur "X", accept the fact that she's gone.
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