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What it's meant to be,it will be ..
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I love boys who play guitar :)
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
blaah :P you know :)
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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