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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XDAre you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me? [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat." [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Kill the time......... (time kills me)Kill the time......... (time kills me) [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?" [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/ [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Never say never ...Never say never ... [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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