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I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
Nothing's worse than that moment in an argument when you realize your wrong
I ♥ chocolate
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Addicted to Music
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
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