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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shopWhoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
lets go f**king mental.lets go f**king mental.
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive youI realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
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