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6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you're not worth it. ! :)
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
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