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When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shopWhoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.""Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
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