Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Saturday
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
Tuesday
This Week
Last Week
December
October
Best Facebook status updates - Page 74
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
We all have that one special wish for New Year :)
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
I ♥ chocolate
When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
Page:
<<
<
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
>
>>