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Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
If you only knew how much I think of u.If you only knew how much I think of u.
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
lets go f**king mental.lets go f**king mental.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
There is nothing my heart can do now.There is nothing my heart can do now.
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myselfWhen I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive youI realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
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