Best Facebook status updates - Page 78
Addicted to Music
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
I get butterflies every time my crush likes my link or status :D ^_^ <3 [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Waiting for someone you love is never easy
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat." [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight.. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do..... [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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