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“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
Catching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freak
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
hello my name is trace
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
The awkward feeling when a friend leaves you with someone you don't know...
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
There is nothing my heart can do now.
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