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Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
hello my name is trace
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
Being confused about your own feelings.
I love boys who play guitar :)
Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text. :)
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
What it's meant to be,it will be ..
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