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Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
Angel by day..Devil by night :PAngel by day..Devil by night :P
The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)The only real romantic man is... Bruno Mars :) (L)
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;Doi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;D
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Being confused about your own feelings.Being confused about your own feelings.
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.Before i go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that i would like to happen.
advend by dad :-)advend by dad :-)
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