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Best Facebook status updates - Page 81
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
Sometimes I Just Lay In Bed And Think About Life.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Kill the time......... (time kills me)
Angel by day..Devil by night :P
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Being confused about your own feelings.
I love boys who play guitar :)
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