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Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve itNever spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
Being confused about your own feelings.Being confused about your own feelings.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Catching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freakCatching yourself smiling while texting and people look at you like a freak
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that momentLooking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment
hello my name is tracehello my name is trace
just F**k this life......just F**k this life......
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