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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
I love boys who play guitar :)I love boys who play guitar :)
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
Being confused about your own feelings.Being confused about your own feelings.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
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