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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
The awkward feeling when a friend leaves you with someone you don't know...The awkward feeling when a friend leaves you with someone you don't know...
Looking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that momentLooking at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment
just F**k this life......just F**k this life......
advend by dad :-)advend by dad :-)
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent lookingAdding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
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