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advend by dad :-)
Just keep your promise that you'll kiss me until then, and I will keep my, I will stay. Choose a day in the middle of week, choose a ''sweet'' little place, without a lot of people, and call me when you're sure you'll come. We still have enough time
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
Realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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