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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
hello my name is trace
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...
Adding items to your parent's shopping trolley, when they arent looking
My heart misses you!!
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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