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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 110
You're on my to do list ;)
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Don't chase them, replace them!
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
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