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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 114
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
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