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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 116
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
ou like this facebook status please share and comment. " I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
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