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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 122
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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