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Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Waiting for someone you love is never easy
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
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