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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 127
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Wh don't you face your problems instead of Facebook them..?
advend by dad :-)
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
No regrets, they don't work
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
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